God FUCKING Damn It All To HELL ALREADY!

I can't do it! I can't stop being mad about not having my bum day! I've tried everything! Food, music, Neopets, masturbation! I can't get my damn mind off of the fact that I was denied my bum night last night, and as a result, I cannot bring myself to do my damn work! And I have a fucking huge ass work load this weekend too! Several long term projects, several assignments that need to be turned in Monday. I mean, God! Why can't I just fucking work today?!