Your Two Cents

I had a lapse of creativity while on a message board.

You know that old saying "my two cents" whenever someone says their opinion? Well, I decided to change my Critique option into Opinion Donations. Only, instead of people's opinion being only worth two cents, everyone who leaves their opinion here is worth a dollar to me.

Hey, you're opinion is worth fifty times more than the average person to me. Don't you feel special now?