Tongue Tied Like A Straight Guy

I called up Christina once I was able to get a time slot for the little event of ours on Friday. I got her voice mail. The whole time I felt really odd talking to her and asking her what her plans were for Friday. I felt like I was asking her out on a date. I kept tripping on words and found myself constantly trying to say what I needed to say without sounding like a dork. I know that's impossible. Odder still is the fact that she is coming to what appears to be a family function of some kind.

This whole thing just feels weird and twisted. Someone upstairs definitely hit the "puree" button with my life in the blender.