Crap

My hair is darker than I originally thought.

Apparently, while Nelly was on my head, he crapped on me. I was unaware of this because my hair is so thick, I can't really feel anything short of a rain storm hitting it. This means I went through dinner with a little birdie's doo-doo on my head! And no one noticed it!

So how did I? Well, when I'm bored, I play with my hair, and I found Nelly's little surprise. I quickly took a shower. The whole time I was scrubbing my scalp, I felt like I was going bald because of this damn bird.

Just one more embarrassing moment to add to my list.