Can't Make It Work

I give up. I've been trying since I spotted drawing before Drawing 2 to put up a marquee in place of the blog description that would show how many voices are in my head (how many users are reading this blog at the moment) and all the countdown locks I would have set up. I would title it my stream of conscious.

Yes, I know they are all really bad puns.

The thing is, I can't get the damn HTML and Java things to work right without part or all of the blog disappearing! I tried using the links on Zero's blog, but those nerds couldn't get this fixed unless I pay them (more than likely). I've Googled what I want and I still cannot get one to work!

If anyone has any information, please tell me in the Donate area!