Waiting for a Package to Come

Today, I have a special duty!

I have to wait here for a certain package for a certain someone for a certain day that you can only get off a certain web site because a certain store (which will remain nameless) refuses to carry this certain item. The thing is, this certain person only has to stay at a certain place for half of the day, so hopefully this certain someone will go to another certain place while I do something to this certain item before this certain somebody gets home.

I love being vague about details.