Aw crap...

We have unbelievable places for you to go. And we'll help you get there. Today's high tech Navy..

Stop right there!! Navy? Come a-calling? NOW?! Please don't tell me the draft has been reinstated. Going into the armed forces is one of my fears. It's right up there with Death by Beheading. I don't like the idea of a "job", no matter how important it may be, were there is a tendancy for a great risk of death via any way possible!

We pay you a competitive salary with regular raises and provide medical and dental care.

Yeah... if you LIVE!