Who said treasure hunts were stupid? I found a really really nice loot just cleaning my room! First were some picture that I forgot about. The second is something I want to share with you right now on this blog. It's an essay I had to write a commentary on for my Junior Year English Final in high school.

School vs. Education
by Russell Baker

By the age of six the average child will have completed the basic American education and be redy to enter school. If the child has been attentive in these preschool years, he or she will already have mastered many skills.

From television, the child will have learned how to pick a lock, commit a fairly elaborate bank holdup, prevent wetness all day long, get the laundry twice as white, and kill people with a variety of sophisticated armaments.

From watching this parents, the child, in many cases, will already know how to smoke, how much soda to mix with wihiskey, what kind of language to use when angry, and how to violate the speed laws without getting caught.

At this point, the child is ready for the second stage of education, which occurs in school. There, a variety of lessons may be learned in the very frist days.

The teacher may illustrate the economic importance of belonging to a strong union by closing down the school before the child arrives. Fathers and mothers may demonstrate to the child the social cohesion that can be built on shared hatred by demonstrating their dislike for children whose pigmentation displeases them. In the latter event, the child may recieve visual instruction in techniques of stoning buses, cracking skulls with a nightstick, and subduing mobs with tear gas. Formal education has begun.

During formal education, the child learns that life is for testing. This stage last twelve years, a period during which the child learns that success comes from telling testers what they want to hear.

Early in this stage, the child learns that he is either dumb or smart. If the teacher puts intelligent demands upon the child, the child learns he is smart. If the teacher expects little of the child, the child learns he is dumb and soon quits bothering to tell the testers what they want to hear.

At this point, education becomes more subtle. The child taught by school that he is dumb obseres that neither he, she, nor any of the many children who are even dumber, ever fails to be promoted to the next grade. From this, the child learns that while everybody talks a lot about the virtue of being smart, there is little incentive to stop being dumb.

What is the point of school, besides attendance? the child wonders. As the end of the first formal stage of education approaches, school answers this question. The point is to equip the child to enter college.

Children who have been taught they are smart have no difficulty. they have been happily telling testers what they want to hear for twelve years. Being artists at telling testers what they want to hear, they are admitted to college joyously, where they promptly learn that they are the hope of America.

Children whose education had been limited to adjusting themselves to their schools' low estimates of them are addmitted to less joyous colleges which, in some cases, may teach them how to read.

At this stage of education, a fresh question arises for everyone. If the point of lower education was to get to college, what is the point of college? The answer is soon learned. The point of college is to prepare the student--no longer a child now--to get to graduate school. In college, the student learns that it is no longer enough simply to tell the tester what they want to hear. Many are tested for graduate school; few are admitted.

Those excluded may be denied valuable certificates to prosper in medicine, at the bar, in the corporate boardroom. The student learns that the race is to the cunning and often, alas, to the unprincipled.

Thus, the student learns the importance of destroying competitors and emerges richly prepared to play his role in the great simmering melodrama of American life.

Afterward, the former student's destiny fulfilled, his life rich with Oriental carpets, rare porcelain, and full bank accounts, he may one day find himself with the leisure and the inclination to open a book with a curious mind, and start to become educated.