I watched my first episode of that Bravo show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.

I don't know what it is about makeover shows that attract me to them. Maybe it's the whole symbolic thing about starting anew with a new look and stuff. A rebirth found in a new style and new clothing. Turning the other leaf, if you will, through a new hair cut.

I tried to do that once. Failed. Too bad I'm not straight or else I'd called these guys up fast to help me get out from under this rock. Then again, that would be stupid. I need a shrink to get me out from under this rock before I need a makeover.