Fortune Cookie Wisdom:
A liar is not believed even though he tells the truth.

Okay, let's see if this applys to me. I will type a true statement, and let me see if you believe me or not. Naturally, I won't know, but that's not the point, is it?

Today, I shaved off my pubic hairs. Just the ones above my penis, not the ones on the scrotum. I didn't want to risk becoming a castroti.

Now, do you believe me?