The Sporting Event of All Sporting Events

(And I'm not talking about the Final Four, the Superbowl, or the Stanley Cup Finals.)

The 2004 Olympics opening ceremony airs tonight, and I didn't even know it. I guess that's a good thing seeing as how the past winter Olympics I only watched the opening and the closing ceremonies.

I also should avoid watching any of the televised wrestling matches. I think you know why.

Go USA!

And congratulations to Iraq on their win against Portugal in soccer!