Now I really can't see a straight line!

I got my new Emo-style glasses today. While they were getting adjusted to fit my head, I couldn't help but notice that the ceiling looked as if there was a slight arch to it. This only happened while I had my glasses on. I kept seeing this even on the horizon line when we passed the airport runways.

Great, so not only can I not think straight or act straight sexually, but I can't see a straight line anymore! This should make drawing interesting.