In the first hour of the new year...

...I made myself look like a greedy bastard, learned what a C. O. D. is, wrote an apology letter for being a greedy bastard to two people I love and respect dearly, and made a complete ass of myself thanks to my own stupidity while testing the patience unintentionally of the one person who has been a real friend to me for the better part of 2004. All on IMs, I might add.

What a way to start 2005, huh?

If this is a sign of things to come, I'm going to need a lot of help.