A US Air Force research laboratory proposed in the mid-1990s creating a chemical agent that would stimulate homosexual behavior among enemy troops, but the idea was quickly shot down by the Pentagon, a defense official said.
The paper titled "Harassing, Annoying, and 'Bad Guy' Identifying Chemicals" suggested developing "chemicals that affect human behavior so that discipline and morale in enemy units is adversely affected."
"One distasteful but completely non-lethal example would be strong aphrodisiacs, especially if the chemical also caused homosexual behavior," the proposal pointed out.
The laboratory also suggested spraying enemy positions with chemicals that would attract biting bugs, bees, rodents and larger animals.
Wait a second. The US Air Force was either going to make the enemy gay and attracted to each other, thereby canceling out all combat that would have happen or... spray them with something that would cause animals to seek them out and bite them?! That was the alternative? Making them into squirrel chow?
I really wish I could have made this shit up, but I can't. This kind of thing is too ridiculous to be true, but it is.
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