Tuesday, July 27, 2004

Dumb Laws of Nashville, Tennessee

Look what I found.
It is illegal to dare a child to purchase a beer.
It is illegal to place tacks on a highway.
Skunks may not be carried into the state.
You can't shoot any game other than whalesfrom a moving automobile.
Hollow logs may not be sold.
More than 8 women may not live in the same house because that would constitute a brothel.
It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish.
No person may keep a cheetah as a pet.
Males may not be sexually aroused in public.
Anyone rollerblading may not tie his or herself to a moving vehicle on a highway.
No person may roller skate and listen to a personal CD player at the same time.
Throwing stones is prohibited as it might break a window.
To play pinball, one must be 18 years old.
All persons riding scooters must ride in single file.
Spitting is prohibited on sidewalks.

Anything underlined are laws that I am guilty of breaking. The pinball one I broke at least ten times before turning 18.

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