How To Be A Fuck Friend

• Rule #1 - Both players need to agree that at no time will they have or aspire to have a "real" relationship together.
  • * Clause - Friends who have been in a relationship together in the past should not attempt to have a "FF" relationship with each other until at least two years have passed. And both must agree that at no time will they ever want to be in a relationship with each other again.
• Rule #2 - Both players need to agree that they hot for each other, but can also be hot for a series of other people.
• Rule #3 - Novelty and variety. The basis of a "FF" relationship is the option to sleep with other people - guilt free. Neither party should feel any obligation to make the "FF" a priority.
  • Example: Just because the "FFs" are out together at the same bar...?doesn't imply they are going to go home with each other that night. (That is the obligation of people "in" a relationship). However, "FF" etiquette advises that if the "FFs" are not leaving together, they should try and get each others rock's off prior to leaving the bar.
• Rule #4 - (very important one) -There are no certainties in the "FF" relationship, e.g. just because one of the players is in the mood that night the other player has no responsibility to fulfill their desires. Otherwise, the issue of dependency starts, and well, THERE ISN'T ROOM FOR DEPENDANCY IN A FUCK FRIEND RELATIONSHIP!!!
• Rule #5 - "FFs" are not expected to sleep over. This should be decided upon prior to the sexual act - each time - so plans can be made and no one feels "kicked out".
  • *Clause- If a sleepover is agreed upon, the issue of cuddling needs to be discussed. Cuddles do not mean intimacy in this case - they should only be looked upon as creature comforts.
• Rule #6 - Frequency of sexual encounters should be kept to a once a week maximum. This is to avoid getting used to a pattern. The days of the week of the sexual encounters should also vary, so that players don't come to expect sex every Friday, for example.
• Rule #7- Don't forget the FRIEND in "Fuck Friend". Both players need to keep each other informed of other sexual encounters or interests in each others lives (like friends do). This is to make sure that at no time does one party feel they are being "kept in the dark" or obligated to protect the feelings of the other. The only feelings that should come into play are those of friendship.
• Rule #8 - If one of the players starts a relationship with someone else, the "FF" dynamic should be immediately terminated, without any pressure from either side. This is where Rule #7 saves the "FFs" because they can go back to just remaining Friends without the Fuck!
• Rule #9 - Confidentiality! Establish an agreement on whether the "FF" relationship will be open or private.
• Rule #10 - And the most important rule... Is to PLAY SAFE PEOPLE!!!!

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