You are the Coffin Ghost! Sometimes people call you Jamie Padgett. Other times they call you 'the guy in the coffin.' Whoever you are, you sure seem to get yourself stuck in some odd spots. Maybe it's because you're too nice. Maybe it's because you're a dork. Whichever the case, you seem to get picked on a lot...and then forgotten. Maybe it would help if you'd stop whining.

Well, that's comforting... I think...