Okay, now I'm scared. When I was on the Jungle Cruise when I was little, I wasn't able to understand the jokes. When I went back in 1997, they closed it for rehab (slang for referbishing and upgrading the rides technology) and didn't get a chance to see it. Now according toYoda's List of Jungle Cruise Jokes, the place is nothing more but a comedic rompt through one of the parks oldest and seemingly stupidest attraction.

There are some good ones, some bad ones, some that will make you laugh, some that will make you groan, and some that will make you stare blankly at the person that said them. Riding this will be interesting if I get to do it, to say the least.