Thursday, February 19, 2009

Hypocrite

I hate working at the movies during a big crowd, but I love watching them with a big crowd.

I hate shopping, but I love looking at store displays.

I hate chocolate, but I love sugary snacks.

I don't like heights, but I love looking over balconies at vistas.

I don't hit on straight guys, but I'm constantly attracted to them.

I don't leave the house, but I love going out with friends.

I don't have many friends, but I'm friendly to everyone I meet.

I don't know what I'm talking about right now, but chances are I actually do.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

None of these things make you a hypocrite. Nor are any of these characteristics inherently negative. Don't be so hard on y'self.