How am I worth? (Personality Test)

I am worth $1,238,550 on HumanForSale.com

Gender: Male $200,000
Age: 22 $30,000
Ethnicity: Pacific Islander $0
Height: 5'6 ($11,000)
Weight: 154 lbs. $0
Body Type: Average $0
Hair Color: Black $5,000
Eye Color: Brown $1,000
Handed: Right $5,000
Body Hair: A Little Hairy $10,000
Shoe Size: 9 $1,000
Bald: No $10,000
20/20 Eyesight: No $0
Bra Size: NA $0
Cavities: More than 4 $0
Athletic Ability: Below Average $10,000
Attractiveness: NA $60,000
IQ: 130 $162,525
SAT Score: NA $0
HS GPA: 3.5 $33,250
Education: High School $1,000
Bilingual: No $0
Income: NA ($10,000)
Profession: Arts/Entertainment/Publishing $0
Alcohol: Never $0
Smoker: No $15,000
Pot: No $10,000
Drugs: No $10,000
Exercise: Seldom $2,500
Divorced: No $0
Committed Felony: No $15,000
Watch Television: Occasionally $5,000
Sexuality: NA ($40,000)
Style: Below Average $20,000
Artistic: Below Average $20,000
Sense of Humor: Average $30,000
Addictive Personality: Yes ($15,000)
Give to Charity: No $0
Adult Content: Often $0
Gamble: Never $0
Multiplier x2

Total $1,238,550

I don't even want to know how they came up with some of the numbers or even why my height lowers my overall worth.